The saddest lion…

… is also the soggiest lawn ornament in Toronto. In case you’re wondering, he seems to have melted away since this photo was taken. Tip for homeowners: Placing oversized plushies in your garden makes you look like a lunatic.

Backdoor Friends

Apparently there’s no ironic double entendre intended in this lovely objet d’art.

It’s beginning to look a lot like…

… a visit from the Residents’ Association. I didn’t think they allowed this kind of shit in Baby Point.

Santa appears to be taunting the two oxygen tent snowmen. As if those guys didn’t have it hard enough. What with the global warming and all.

Pine shrine

These people liked the tree they killed so much, they built it a little house.

Rudoph the Black-eyed Reindeer

In Toronto Rudolph spends the summer on your porch hanging out with the recycling and eating the souls of passing children.

Privet Drive

This was the hall closet under the stairs in the house I was living in on Jane St. last a few years ago. It appears to have been rigged to lock someone (or something) inside.  Disturbingly, there were marks on the on the inside of the door. Scratch marks. Probably some previous tenants’ inhumane punishment for a naughty puppy.

But I like to think it was Harry Potter’s bedroom.

Trapped

Yeah, it’s a lobster trap up in a tree. You got a problem with that, landlubber?