Church of Snack Pac

January 25, 2010

Apparently “all welcome” only applies to children 5 to 11. Also, the vague bullet point of ”Puppets” leaves room for interpretation. As if the children are being turned into God’s puppets. Which is, I would assume, the point of this club. Interesting how bible stories is tacked on the end almost as an afterthought. I like the prominence given to snack pacs. I wonder if they tell the kids gluttony is a sin before or after they’re given the snack pac.


Catch!

January 7, 2010

Also known as the Church of Babies Falling from the Sky.


Mod God

December 23, 2009

I’m glad God is getting with the times and modernizing. Pestilence and famine are so 1000 A.D.  Gas prices and gay marriage is where it’s at now.


THE House of Faith

November 27, 2009

Look no further this is The House of Faith, not just a generic knock-off. This is the real deal in faith houses. You won’t find this kind of faith in a box-store. Support the little guy.

I especially like the packing tape cross on the window. I guess you don’t need a real cross when you have faith.


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